A Little Bit of Fail

People often ask me where I get all these freaks and if I ever actually meet normal people. I actually do end up talking to a lot of decent people who I either try to harass and they delete me as a friend, or who I decide don't deserve to be harassed after talking to them for a bit before the harassing begins.

I thought this first one was hilarious. This person decided they should delete me as a friend. (More after the jump)

Lesson on Internet Privacy - Part 2 (Potentially NSFW)

I am still shocked at how little people care about their own privacy when it comes to their photographs on Facebook. In a time when more and more potential employers are checking your Facebook, you would think people would be smarter about this.

Do you think her other arm is more toned from using a
grain shovel to shove things in her mouth?

In my last post I called this girl a cow, but the picture was from an upward angle and she cropped out her massive frame. To start out I decided to show you how much she really cropped. Enjoy the rest of the pics. As usual, this might not be the best to view at work.

It's Official. I'm Going to Prison.

I really need to look at the age of the people I harass on the internet. One of the main problems with this whole Facebook harassing thing is that I don't always look at a person's info page to find out how old they are when I make a sexual comment. In this case I saw an opportunity to tell someone by inference that they are a whore, and so I did it. It was only when I went to her page for to reply to her that I realized she was only 17. Oops.

Then her little boyfriend got involved and he started a little ruckus. I have screenshots of the conversation after the jump.

Lesson on internet privacy

One thing I have noticed while sifting through random accounts looking to harass people is that people don't safeguard their pictures, even if they are ones you definitely would only want your friends to see. People add me and give me full access to their account without having any idea who I am. I decided to start harvesting a few of these ridiculous pictures. So there's no actual nudity on these pictures (after the jump) but they are very questionable as to whether you should look at these in a work environment.

Make sure to check out all five pictures. They get better as you go along.

Jessica still wants D

I wasn't happy with how the conversation with the married lady from Trinidad ended so I decided to have another little convo with her. Screenshots of the messages after the jump.

Prashant Intervention

I guess I suck at interventions. I just yell at the person. But I figured that was better than nothing for Prashant, so I just had a little chat with him about being a child predator and probably a goat molester. Chat, pictures of Prashant, and contact info for him after the jump.

Introducing "D": Hustler extraordinare

In my arsenal of fake accounts the main ones who people are willing to talk to are the kinky mid-sex-change Japanese girl (Kimiko) and the comedy writer who does side work as an underwear model (Mark). I get all the chats I need from Kimiko, but Mark for some reason doesn't get much attention.

I was rolling around town with my homeboy who told me "There's no chocolate here in Utah. When I find a girl who likes chocolate she will do anything for me." I started thinking about this and decided to try my hand at making a fake account that is an African-American guy. 


With D, I don't even have to try to talk to people. Everyone started messages me. After adding a few random people to my account the first message I received let me know I struck gold. Screenshot of the messages after the jump.