This girl was supposed to swing by my friend's house to meet him to see if they wanted to go out. He saw some misleading pictures of her that made her look like a 1 on the 0-1 scale. However the second he walked in the door he said our safe word and we started completely messing with this girl trying to get her to leave.
This is going to end up being in two or three posts. We harassed this girl for almost 2 hours straight. We watched Rugby and a Jack Lalane juicer infomercial. She didn't really get the hint.
Videos after the jump.
This was one of the first things I ever said to her. Look at her facial expression at the end of the video. Priceless.
This was about 5 minutes later. See how she doesn't get what I'm asking her until the very end. Then check out the look on her face when she realizes. (You may need to turn this up at the end)
Later the assholes I was with tried to have me make up a story of how I got kicked out of law school. They put about 20 different things that I was supposed to include in my story. I ended up giving the short version. I am sure you will enjoy this one.
Yet another story of my deep love for children.... very deep.
Her facebook status the next day was "I have to change my number AGAIN. Why do I keep meeting freaks?" Her friend who tried to set her up text my boy and said "What the hell did you do to her?"
And so another enemy is created.
I will post more of the crazy shit we said to this girl next week.
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